Weather Reproting...Zey cold, I like!

Alright...Teh 1337 weatherman speaks
Forecast for Saturday @ Sydney
Fine weather, mostly sunny
Light westerly winds turning east to northeast in the afternoon, pretty shifty winds so stay sharp
City's minimum temp: 14 degrees maximum temp: 25 It's cool and nice, our LT's are probably colder than that so get a thick jacket just in case and a REALLY thick jacket if you plan to goof around at night.
Wind speed as of Friday 4th May: 13 knots, could go up to 22 knots. It's gonna get ugly, that's freaking strong wind.
Wind direction: NW

General reprotings:
It's nice and cool...and cold, wind is not that bad, so long as it doesn't hit 22 knots. Nice and sunny weather for days to come.

That's all folks
Teh 1337 weatherman has spoken.

P.S. Reprotings is not a typo! It's Boratspeak e.g. This is my reprotings form the US and A.
LAWLS